On the other hand, I thought the runner of drinks orders from Bart just kept getting funnier. Heather is a really good regional manager.

The one off note was the numerous reiterations of the holidays joke. Once was plenty, all the rest were like the Monty Python sketch of the guy who keeps jabbing people in the ribs and saying “You get it? You get it?”

Sean Astin is just close enough but that close to Santino Fontana that I was weirded out all episode long. But I think I can used to him.

More proof that ‘stand your ground’ and other such laws are meant for white people and no one else.

Yeah, I’m think I’m going with Nichols’s take on “the kiss” over the article’s.

They need to stop using that as an excuse considering non-draft breeds shown in harness (including batshit insane Saddlebreds and Arabs) don’t get their tails amputated.

sandwiched between Melania and a horse.

Yeah, likely a braided docked tail (could also be fake braid). A full draft horse tail would have been a much more substantial braid. 

Back in my horseback-riding days, I rode western, not this dressage shit.

All horses do have tailbones, and this one looks like maybe it was docked. Docking is done pretty exclusively on draft horses (these are the larger breeds, like the Budweiser Clydesdales or the horse above in the photo), purportedly to prevent the tails from getting caught up in the reins while driving.

As someone mentioned, the tail here has been docked. Similar to how some dog breeds have ears/tails docked. It’s not nice, and, in fact, some countries have outlawed it. Originally lots of draft horse (the big working breeds that pulled plows and wagons) breeds had the docking done with the idea that the tail might…

The horse has had its tail docked (booooooo!), which is why it’s so short. The braid and scrunchie thing are mostly decoration.

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

why do republicans wanna fuc horses?

And when it fails, corps will conclude we love our pink and blue razors and will double down to make up for lost profits.

I thought you were gonna say “don’t wear underwear...”

Current admin is totally 100% on board with doing horribly fucked up things as a deterrent, so I see no issue with this. 

Here’s an idea. How about we bring back actual witch-hunts, but for suspected rapists?