“Once”

Ugh, of course there are.

And then he’ll burn it, or give it the full E.T., The Shitty Game treatment? Every single thing about “I Love You, Daddy” makes my skin crawl.

Low-carb won’t undo the effects of eating a goddamn mountain of greasy crap, either.

My guess is, he was a lot more detailed in what he wanted to do to them, whenever he brought it up. And that, at the time, he didn’t really refer to it as surrogacy so much as his wanting to offer them a lot of money in exchange for them letting him fuck them silly and eventually knock them up.

There’s also just no way he was describing it in detached, pseudo-medical terms when he brought it up with either of them. He was hitting on them, talking about wanting to fuck them, talking about wanting to knock them up.

He’s describing it as offering them an opportunity to act as his “surrogate” NOW, but you know that’s not how he was phrasing it when he actually said what got him fired.

I like to pretend they’re spitting in his coffee and his lunch every chance they get, as their way of getting back at him.

Sessions is SUCH an asshole and a bigot. May he have a minor stroke, whose only discernible effect is to cause him to feel like he’s stepping barefoot on legos at random points throughout each day.

Yes, it’s made me very uneasy, but mainly because I’ve yet to see any sign that actually taking sexually inappropriate or abusive behavior seriously is going to be at all bipartisan. How many republicans have been forced to resign for sexual assault? For using tax money to settle with women they harmed? For bragging…

Rich men are supposed to have better everything, and yet he does not. It’s a goddamn mystery.

Snores! I bet he’s messed the bed and blamed it on Melania.

As if they even sleep in the same room, outside of the scheduled mandatory minimum screw sessions demanded in the prenup he made Melania sign.

I will never get that about Trump — he’s supposed to be rich, but he has a shitty hair... thing, shitty suits, shitty inactivewear, shitty tan job, shitty neckties — and now, it looks like, shitty dentures, too, which is (for me at least) the most perplexing discovery so far. He’s supposedly wealthy, so why the fuck…

Could have been his dentures working loose.

Trump is expecting a war in return.

Every person accused so far had friends and people who trusted them — and who probably experienced feelings similar to her own when the accusations made the news. In her shoes, I’d have kept my mouth shut; having a good friend accused of assault seems like the sort of situation that would require time to process.

The whole comic is just so badly written!

“Him or her”?

“But think of all the people in this city that my client DID NOT murder!”