“I just called...” is terrible, but I end up laughing too hard when it comes on to hate it. As a kid, some traveling religious puppet show came to my school, and I don’t remember a damn thing about it except that they had a threadbare Jesus puppet “sing” a cover of that song, where the lyrics of the chorus (also the…

According to several of his allies in Alabama, Roy Moore is being persecuted exactly like Jesus was. I really wish he was, at this point; I’d even be happy to provide the wood for the cross.

What money, I wonder, are thy talking about? The statute of limitations on it passed decades ago.

And was the accusation of 4 people corroborated by 30 different people?

Just because I knew what episodes they were referencing doesn’t make this one less gross.

Oh geeze, you got screwed. They’ve had some better episodes, I swear, (though this one was so gross and shittily-written it’s making me rethink watching at all).

How does a species that knows it periodically produces infectious fuck-hormones not bother to demand shit like gloves, or a full-body covering when one is in heat at work or off-planet? Or around kids? I take it they just don’t have schools or day-cares on the blue roofie alien’s home planet?

Because they didn’t come forward. Reporters following a lead tracked them down, and asked for their account.

Oh my god, we need some of those to show up at a Moore rally. Just sit in the background, calmly photobombing the hell out of things.

I still hold to my prediction that Trump is gonna die on the toilet. And then some of his whitehouse cronies will find him, and be caught trying to move the body (trying to make it so it looks like he died with dignity in bed or at the desk, or something), and there’s an investigation, and at least one TV news mention…

Did he ever actually look like that? Because I’m not seeing it.

I can’t wait for “I’m a straight white dude with a big truck, and boy oh boy do I love my truck, c’mere generic beautiful interchangeable woman, let’s make out in my truck so the American flag can watch”-country to finally fucking die.

They think they don’t, right up until they do.

NOPE

Trump voters in my family all seem to want to go back to a time when they knew what the fuck was going on. Because watching fox news, Alex Jones, etc, is SO going to help with that.

It showed bigotry as a means of getting around taking responsibility for your own fuckups, and making it so you don’t have to do the work of changing or improving yourself, or of looking frankly at the people in your life that actually are harming you, vs. the minority group you’ve decided to blame for (among other…

I’d agree, but I don’t think Trump is going to die in a bed. I think he’s gonna die in a very embarrassing way while on the toilet, or while playing golf.

Well, the rest of his hairpiece isn’t curly, so he’s putting in those curls on the front somehow.

Oh hell, the bullshit I’ve heard from Spencer-types about how Native peoples being here first doesn’t apply, and the US is their real home, could fill a slimy-ass book.

“Dresses well”