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Oh shit, I must have missed that. I didn’t really trust the guy, but I did vote for him in the primaries because I wanted to send a message to the DNC that we need candidates that skew away from the center. Not sure I’d have felt comfortable doing that, had I known what he’d said about PP.

We’ve finally found something where Bernie views compromise as being an acceptable choice, rather than as evidence of the corruption of one’s political ideals. And it’s women’s rights.

As if the idea of having a little dog as a pet didn’t freak me out already.

Oh my god.

My dad used to tell this story about seeing a truck involved in an accident. It had a dog loose in the bed, and when the vehicles collided, the dog had been catapulted out into the street. The dog survived, albeit with bruises and road rash, and was able to walk, but the driver couldn’t get it to obey him and hop back

A decent seat belt harness, and make her wear it every time she gets a car ride — that way she’ll accept you putting it on her.

My lab would fart himself to death with glee. Also because he’d be freaking out trying to chase the other cars; he is, unfortunately, a car-chaser.

My smallest dog is 50 pounds. You get into a wreck & get slammed in the head by a 50-pound weight, your absolute best possible outcome is needing serious physical therapy for a extended period, and having a dead dog.

He also said, “Here you go!”, while the kid howled “Noooooo!”

I never understood how Dunham got a show. I’m not trying to say her show shouldn’t exist, or anything like that, I just don’t get why someone who seemed so aggressively unremarkable got chosen for one.

I can’t think of any other reason that Trump would agree to let another man who isn’t Putin hug him.

That is the only book I can believe Trump read.

Let’s be generous, he’s both.

Well yeah, the alternative is they admit they’ve been scammed. Part of why it’s so easy to con people is they will help you do it, if only to keep from having to feel like they’ve been duped.

Internet Detox program for Jones. He’s gonna have to go cold turkey, can’t have a smart phone, has to check in with his support group regularly, and is required to enroll in and pass a class on scientific method/critical thought/recognizing bullshit.

GOOD. When he said it, he had to have known there was a chance it’d be broadcast. Whoop dee doo, he got himself fired; Zeke might get killed because of his stupid stunt.

Hey, you know what else is Eastern Mysticism with practices adopted throughout the West? CHRISTIANITY!

People who do that are tacitly admitting that their faith is incredibly weak.

Like call them, arrange to meet, but then film the whole thing and expose their identities so they can’t hide how shitty they are anymore?

The US has some extremely lax laws regarding hate speech and groups.