Please, they’d be conscripting prisoners to fight for them long before they’d fight their own battles. We’d see a sudden resurgence in debtor’s prisons to keep up the ranks — kill your enemy and come back alive, and all debts will be forgiven. And no VA benefits, because they’re prisoners, not veterans.

With Trump’s ego on the line, California subtracting funds lost to the state from tax money that would normally be sent to the government will likely end up being taken as grounds for escalation. I think a Calexit should be an option of last resort, and would be absurdly stupid otherwise, but standing up to the…

I would hope we have a better candidate than Cuomo, if it comes to that.

Of course! So much gold leaf! The most! It’s not a good day unless Trump craps gold into his gold toilet in his gold bathroom where he sometimes takes golden showers!

My guess? Trump wanted a life-sized statue of himself on a rearing war horse, in cake, and it took until then to talk him down from that demand.

Stealing -- and then coming up blatantly short every time.

It sounds like she didn’t know she was being commissioned by Trump. So no.

You think these fuckers need to be punched out to have a victim mentality? For a group of people who want to see large swathes of th epopulation either oppressed, violently deported to “somewhere not the US”, or outright killed, you’d think they could deal with not being popular. Say something mean, call them what…

Point out that fertilization takes place at a later date than their orgasm - even up to a week later - and they look at you like you’ve got two heads and are lying.

Yes! If you’re religious, that’s fine! But uness your god can show up and defend his stated position, I don’t want to hear “but (my) god says --!” as a reason for caving in to your demands.

With the new focus on “moment of conception” bullshit, the anti-choice narrative is now literally “Every sperm is sacred -- once deposited within a woman’s vagina.” Never mind that that’s not when conception happens, thats just the moment that the people selling this line focus on.

The states seeing the most reduction in abortions were ones without the newest TRAP laws.

OK, I take that part back I thought she was a lot younger when she married him.

Would a blank art notebook be all right? She could fill it with her own drawings, if she’s allowed to have pens or markers, or something.

Nope, just for our money, in exchange for her overpriced garbage-- on the white house website.

And he most likely assured her that he wouldn’t WIN, he’d just renew interest in his brand, and get to jettison some of his incredible debt. And she gritted her teeth and pretended to calm down, because what else can you do with a fucking narcissist? And then he won, and now she’d like nothing better than to see him…

The sort of men she would want to charm don’t really go for women of her age, though. It’s pretty obvious that she married to be provided for, on the assumption that by trading her best modeling years to Trump, she’d be living a financially easy life, and then be getting a reasonable settlement to live on when he left…

Has anyone said they think she isn’t complicit? SHE FREELY MARRIED DONALD TRUMP. She knew something of the deal she was agreeing to at the time.

Depending on the prenup, she would either end up with Barron to support and no money, or Barron would be left with his dad, who it sounds like is abusive towards him. It’s not saying she’s a child needing rescue to recognize that, like countless mothers before her, it appears she’s chosen a path that is pretty shitty…

My assumption is that they had an understanding when they got married. Being FLOTUS was not part of that understanding.