“I’d love to hear your thoughts, if you have any.”

For some reason, that reminds me of a weird commercial from some douche company, wherein they tried to use “vaginal” as a synonym for “AWESOME”. Maybe we should do that while calling, just for to make these anti-woman shitwits jump. 

Finally, someone to bother with all the questions about my down-there business that seem too weird or stupid for my gyno!

The explanation they gave for this ultrasound bill is that they wanted to make sure women were educated about what they were doing. Because women are just stupid whores and who knows why they do anything at all!

Or even just “Comfort Food”.

I suggested refugees just because I knew it would piss Trump off like no one’s business. A “might as well twist that knife” comment.

Turn it into rent-controlled apartments for refugees.

Putin was eating an alligator. While naked, greased up, wearing a pair of women’s stiletto heels, and on horseback. Well, pantomime-horseback.

The 6-foot portrait of himself that he bought using Trump Foundation “charity” money is what he uses as a mirror. Using the picture of another man would imply that Trump is not himself awesome-looking.

Except Trump would also see a full head of luxurious, flowing locks.

Or we could call him President Baby, if we’re going to pretend he isn’t going to enjoy a new era of voter suppression and gerrymandering.

Good god, she looks like a Dr. Seuss character sprung to life.

I’m sure there’s been watch sellers who tried to interest Trump in something truly exclusive, but he was all “I never heard of this brand! No one else has ever heard of this brand either, or I’d have heard of it, so I don’t want it!”

I think that’s the model I’ve got. I’m not familiar with Breville’s lineup, but mine has the quartz heating elements.

I think that’s the model I’ve got. I’m not familiar with Breville’s lineup, but mine has the quartz heating…

EDIT: I didn’t realize it was the mini that was on sale. I don’t have the mini.

EDIT: I didn’t realize it was the mini that was on sale. I don’t have the mini.

Uh, no, the whole point of grabbing ass like described is that they KNOW the target doesn’t enjoy it. And if she’d said she didn’t like it, they’d have just all accused her of being unable to take a joke, of not being fun, and of not being a chill girl.

Getting bashed square on the clit is an agonizing experience as well. Even a non-direct strike can make you stop, drop, and howl.

When I did Accutane, it made the outer layer of my skin dry up and peel off. I was a cracked, peeling, red, oozy mess for the first few weeks, but I don’t remember any mood changes. It did reduce my acne somewhat, albeit at the cost of making my facial skin much more finicky than it had previously been.

At least walnut shells actually biodegrade, rather than just breaking up into smaller and smaller pieces while soaking up any local PCB-type shit.

I tried using it, back when youth was a suitable excuse for not knowing better. My facial skin just couldn’t handle it, and all I was doing was just gently massaging it around on my face with my fingertips, since anything more vigorous or with greater pressure hurt like hell. It irritated my skin and made me break out…