You sound like a pessimistic 19 year old.

Oh wow, a hillbilly from Russia who has made large sums of money by bashing people in the head is rude, huh?

Over millions of years, species on Earth have deve-
“Wrong.”

What a cool kid...

Tomfooleries is a bar. They have a full kitchen and do serve pretty good food, but above all else, Tomfooleries is a bar.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders must bawl every night into her pillow until it’s completely saturated.

Yup, all ears for that podcast, thanks.

Cowardly, racist, and chock full of large bombs?

nope

Why doesn’t the league just try to expand the season by a week or two? I’m not 100% on how this would work, but essentially give teams who have to play a Thursday Night Game the previous week off in the form of a bye, (as well as provide all other teams with an extra bye). This would allow players to get more rest,…

A boat is perfect, you know, because of the implication.

This is cultural appropriation and we shouldn’t support it.

If you think simply standing for the flag during the national anthem before giant men play a game that results in brain damage is what makes a person a good citizen and patriot, that’s a low, low bar to set.

Meanwhile, the GOP does nothing to help pregnant women or give 2 shits about the baby once it’s been born.

Donald Trump sucks ass.

Nooooooooooope.

Oh my God that’s amazing.

Because this is Jezebel and all men are evil.

Val Kilmer and then Christian Bale? There’s definitely a Batman curse.

I bet Donald Trump has a panic button in the Oval Office or on his person, (Life Alert?), and whenever the meeting turns to policy, facts or abstract ideas his cable news brain isn’t capable of handling, he hit the button summoning Ivanka to change the conversation.