Bill Bradley went to Princeton.

That ball echoed a common sentiment, which is “when in Hartford, get the fuck out of Hartford as soon as fucking possible.”

The Restatement isn’t law - it’s an academic document designed to show what the purest/simplest form of the law could be.

It gets even better.

My favorite taco spot in college used to play heavy metal turned way up all the time. It was annoying, but I liked their tacos and it was their restaurant, so yeah, I didn’t try to get anyone fired over it.

It’d be perfect tho, since they’re already accustomed to locker room cancers

A brouhaha would have ensued, but during the 30 minutes it took him to rush the mound the anger dissipated.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Better work on that. Or you’re going to be in a lot of trouble the next time you host your family’s annual sack race.

Stanton hit that ball so far

a joint practice would’ve lined up nicely with 4/20

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

Are you trying to learn English while trolling here?

Heh, I khackled.

Who knew a bunch of black people would have a hard time in Boston?!

Plyaoff Dwyane Wade!

Sounds like Boston wasn’t... Rupp certified.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

My thought too. I once misspoke about a PR at a workout (PR is 2:48:47 and I said 2:47:48) and before I could correct myself, one of my friends who runs with me a lot said “Bullshit! You ran 2:48:47!” So not only are we neurotic about our own times, a lot of us are neurotic about those around us as well.

Kawauchi, a man who ran 12 marathons in 2017, and who has run sub-2:20 marathons 76 motherfucking times, all with no sponsorship, no training group, and no coach, quoted here in reference to himself: