My dad had season tickets that were passed down from his dad from the Yankee stadium days. We gave them up after one year at Metlife. Don’t miss it at all.

Pat Leonard is still unaware that female reporters poop

Get Pablo a column immediately.

Sure, but the point of the piece is that he understands, recognizes and accepts that he is deserving of the plight that he’s in.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Welcome to pro cycling.

Maybe a nice alphabetical thing with

The Dearth Lineup

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

I used to get horribly carsick when I was a kid. So here’s a short breakdown of all the roadtrips I ruined.

Everybody knows Fairfax County is the grittier rough-and-tumble county in Northern Virginia.  Heck, it’s only the second wealthiest county in the nation.

+1 rock

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

As one of the coveted 25-52 year old men in San Diego, I can say unequivocally that anyone who would listen to a four hour sports morning show about san diego teams is probably too dumb to find the tuner in their car.

There are no sports here to speak of.

Damn, Ohio sucks so much that even LeBron can only bring himself to praise one quarter of it.

My first job after college was working on a locked, in-patient, psychiatric facility in a major city. We were a short-term place for people who were deemed to be a danger to themselves or others.

FIFA has already announced that Qatar’s team in 2022 will be in a group with the federated states of Micronesia, Lilliput and PS 109.

“See ya later, instigator!”

Mathematically, Game 4 will not decide the series.

What if, now bear with me here, the warriors had their own rockets?