Left him out to rot??? Uh, I believe they would have used every part of this kid.

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

did you mean to use the phase “in spades”?

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

*singleankledly

I’m a USC/Seahawks homer.

Also, sun is hot.  

And as history has proven, since she defiled the race with her girly running, the Boston Marathon has dwindled down to nothing and is now best known as the single most unpopular sporting event in America. And the world.

Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

i have a bad feeling about this...

Well, if we assume “raptor” refers to velociraptors (and utahraptors and so forth) and not birds of prey, the word “raptor” does appear on the primary logo. Is the word of something equally a valid phenomenon as an image of the same noumenon?

Same deal in Hawaii. Its common to see “This ain’t the mainland” bumper stickers, I think they’re a little confrontational but they do represent the general attitude. I’d prefer something like ‘Cool it, you’re in Hawaii’. Alaska gets a pass. We like the glacier cruises and salmon fishing.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

The math teacher in me is like, reduce your fucking fraction, but the joke part of me is like, yes, go with this.

Detrimental reliance is generally applied to contract disputes, but for fun lets apply it here. Student/athlete would have to establish the following elements are proven for a Promissory estoppel cause of action:

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

I’m no tennis aficionado, but I would guess that his body is integral to his career, because without it, he would likely not be able to play tennis.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.