In her defense, it’s not everyday SCOTUS declares someone legally mediocre.

Looks like Duke had some trouble with their...

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

It’s not really an apostrophe, it’s called an ‘okina. It looks like a backward apostrophe and is used to designate a glottal stop, which is often found in Hawaiian words that are transliterated to English.

I was recruited by then out of high school to punt. Academics aren’t great, cost of living is tough, going home on breaks is expensive, and your parents can’t come watch you play.

Thank you for being a stereotypical smug attorney, you do our profession proud.

A real question, and I only ask because I’m concerned for your well-being, how jizz-encrusted IS your copy of The Fountainhead?

That actually looks like it would be a decent throwing mechanic if you’re totally unskilled at a normal football throw, and you only need to make it go 5 yards. Unfortunately, he was totally unskilled at that type of throw as well.

I’m not sure what’s sadder: the lack of substance or the fact that they definitely cleaned up his prose.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

As a long time keeper, this is the worst feeling in the world - that ball looked like it was hooking to his right and as soon as you take that fraction of step, you’re just done. Even if you realize your mistake, there’s just no way to change direction fast enough.

I think the newer balls contribute to the knuckling…

That was a turnover too.

nah

Please tell me they have a reporter with a bad Chicago accent and his Press Pass stuck in the headband of his fedora.

Cross country produces some of the harrier situations in sports.

Is this some blue/gold dress thing I don’t understand? Seems like normal Joe Buck awfulness to me.

I have a very strong feeling you are the only Deadspin commenter who knew that off the top of your head.

If he went to Arizona State, he’d be in the top 5%!

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

This election is over. The news stations should cut away to some other country’s election, like in a March Madness first round blowout game.

Clinton vs. Trump is a 1 vs a 16. It’s not even close to fair.