i’m still waiting for the “Major League” Indians to win a World Series. In the original, the White Sox beat them in the divisional Siri and in the sequel we don’t know what happens in the World Series. Thank you. I will now retire to my nerditarium to compile the Yanks-Indians box score from that movie.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

“Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.”

The defense doesn’t know the formation. Michigan motioned into an unbalanced line and then ran into the strong side of the formation. Wisco only had 2-3 seconds to figure out their run fits/assignments and realize where the strength of the formation was.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Hmmm.... a loose, relaxed attitude? Alert the Tuscaloosa PD. I believe we have located the whereabouts of one Brandon Chicken.  

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Blame the Cardinals for continuing to lose.

No, no it didn’t. We still have the die-hard Cardinals’ fans fighting the good fight and commenting so this is still fresh and enjoyable.

I certainly DON’T envy the number of times these folks will hear their spouse say “Nice technique loading the dishwasher, GENIUS” the rest of their lives.

Would you expect any less, this day and age? If 9/11 happened today, we’d have selfies from Flight 93.

No kidding , when he makes the cover of Sports Illustrated for Kids then we can talk.

Cooking shows and cookbooks grossly underestimate the cooking time and simplicity of nearly every recipe. On TV, your average chef is working in a spacious, spotless kitchen, with all necessary tools nearby (no busting out the blender from the attic because there’s no cabinet space), and every onion and clove of…

Look at the police, they surrounded him like his life matters.

“Miami leads the league in APE (average player erectitude)“

In Tennessee it’s code for “minimal entry requirements”.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

I teach university courses and have a no electronics policy in class. No phones, tablets, phablets, laptops allowed. I’ve had this policy for over 5 years and students’ scores and my teaching evals have gone up. I’ve done the research to back up my decision, and still use a lot of tech in other ways (and students use…

You own the Rangers?

The devil's in the details.