Except there is no other store in town and there doesn’t have to be because Apple built and owns the town. If you want your game on their platform, and you want to profit from their install base, you play by their rules. We’re not talking about an open source OS on third party hardware. Everything here belongs to…

Ah yes, the most dastardly of smear campaigns: quoting the offender verbatim, and in context!

I kinda hated UA3 about halfway through and gave up on it. The game requires an excessive amount of the grinding for all characters. All new characters you come across start at level 1 while characters you had at the beginning all stay leveled up. Plus you have to play multiple game modes just to be able to level…

The new game is actually just a remastered version of that same stage over and over, but 4k and 120fps... and cell shaded!

Disney games from the SNES/Genesis-era would also like a word with you, if you have the time.

Awesome! I look forward to slamming my hover-bike into rapidly oncoming walls and then putting the game away forever because I can't finish the stage.

If you have mail-in ballot voting in your area and use it, make sure to send it registered mail to make sure it gets where it needs to go.

“Trump in particular is a dead man walking, will be out of office in January”

I’ll believe it in January.

If anybody truly wants him out of office, do not listen to the polls or pundits.  Go out and vote no matter what!

This is the first time I’ve heard that acronym and I LOVE IT.  *stars*

I think that some of social media companies are starting to realize and do two things:

 Because this has been going on for weeks. 

Hong Kong has 7.5 million people and 6 deaths from Covid. Almost all (97%) wear masks in public. And they’re also protesting their government. So yeah, let’s blame it on protestors and not the Chads and Karens throwing tantrums without masks on. In summary, fuck off.

To this day I call out "Penguins can't fly!". 

Which is a shame. The Critic was criminally underrated. 

i’m sorry, are you saying a guy sharing misinfo about a deadly plague is less banworthy than making a bad joke? 

There’s not enough pearls to go around for all of you in the comment sections today.  

Bravo. 

Maybe it was because they finally figured out that having a oozing nugget of dick cheese nurturing his little cheeselets with his droll brand of hatred and dick swinging wasn’t really in their long term best interest. One can hope the douche fades into obscurity and then steps on a rake.

Said it before, I’ll say it again.