You won't see that in any Fast and/or Furious movies!

…and when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. So fucking good.

One of the many, many awesome things with Die Hard is how almost everyone of the stock bad guys get a bit of personality and/or quirkiness, which both differentiates them and raises the stakes in every confrontation they're in. There's Karl's lust for revenge, Theo's basketball fandom, the cool as a cucumber fake…

That Michael Jackson statue doesn't seem so bad in retrospect…

It's actually Blackpool that the Oystons are arrogantly running into the ground, but that's an easy mistake to make. Our tormentors are called Venky's, or more specifically the Desai family.

Count me in. My fanhood of Blackburn Rovers, a club who's pretty much going back and forth between various circles of hell right now , surely counts as a charming quirk?

If your illustrating skills involve computer stuff you should be pretty attractive to PR and communication firms/government jobs, especially with a few added courses that touch on those fields?

I see. The stuff about dummy accounts and the dissipating fantasy kind of make it sound that way, but I don't know if that would be something people interested in this stuff would think of as cheating.

So the sub gets his/her money back afterwards?

Speaking of, were there other Jungle Book characters in TaleSpin? I remember Shere Khan as some sort of corporate villain in a suit, but what about Bagheera? Kaah? King Louie?

I don't know about that. Getting Trevor to talk and then actually finding (if not apprehending) a juicy alternate suspect seems like some pretty solid Nancy Drew-ing to me. Which of course doesn't take away the fact that it was an asshole-ish thing to say, especially in addition to him lecturing her about the ins and…

Go with slices, believe me.

I guess I though that they needed to grow on trees and have seeds to count as fruit.

They are?

An easy way to make Flying Jacob look less gross is to slice the bananas properly, like coins, rather than just cutting them into disgusting-looking gray quarts. Besides that, the article is pretty much on point.

Lingonberries, as the name implies, are berries rather than fruit, and goes amazing with most types of minced meat. Bananas or pineapple along with pork is more of a nostalgia thing from the 70's and early 80's, when "exotic" fruit became more readily available in supermarkets and people hadn't really figured out what…

I don't know, that final fight with Gibson and Busey veers pretty close to cartoon territory as well.

…and the Inception-"BWAAAHH!" constantly looping.

A lusty Argonian maid?

A tiger? In Africa?