"Blink and you miss it" counts as neither subversive nor progressive, sorry.

How you know everyone involved in producing this episode is a straight dude: One (1) shirtless male sexbot in the showroom, seen in the far background of a few shots, hanging around listlessly. Approximately eight million (8,000,000) lingerie-clad female sexbots gyrating in the foreground, midground, and background of…

"Please bring back Max Martini and have him regularly shirtless." COSIGN. ENTHUSIASTIC COSIGN. What is the grassroots campaign for this? Should we just… send drinks to ABC? All the drinks?

But if she were faking the pregnancy, she'd have to be willingly eating cold pumpkin pop tarts. Not sure the math works out on that one…

That would be a better story. Writers, it's still fixable! David Lee and Will Gardner are just sharing a folie a deux!

And then the partners can refer to themselves as PFLAG!

Any and every scene with Isabel: STAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHP. GOOO AWAAAAAAAYYY.

"Oh well. Win some, dim sum… [gasp] Bert! We're getting dim sum!".

"After cleaning the carpets WITH brimstone." Fixed that for ya, David Lee.

Victoria's FACE when she saw the gold bars. Incredible. She was about half an inch from hissing "my precioussssssssssssss."

By birth! And the day I discovered Tamora Pierce was maybe the best day of my life.

(Off-topic - I've just discovered that apparently I'm the evil twin.)

BRB GOING TO WRITE A SPEC SCRIPT. PLS SEND CASTING SUGGESTIONS ASAP.

Ahhhhhhh that peacock blue jacket was amazing on Nolan. Dear Gabriel Mann, please always wear that color. The world thanks you.

I suggest a half-letter grade bonus for the perfectly delivered, "I've been feeling a bit down. I'm thinking of taking my own life post haste. Miss Watson here is beside herself about it. Does that window open?"

I think there's also some evidence that people who've been hospitalized can suffer temporary dementia because of the hospitalization (lack of sleep, lack of stimulus, isolation, etc…).

Forget about Florrick/Agos - now I want to see Tascioni & Lee. They'd rule Chicago within the month.

Well SOMEONE has to keep the Beeper King in business.

THE INTERNET IS THE BEST.

If I were Gabriel Mann I would steal that mugshot shirt from the set and wear it every day of my life.