BUT THAT IS THE HEART OF THE SHOW!!! Wow, sorry for yelling. I have strong feelings about this.

Related: when Emily drugged Conrad at dinner, where was she hiding the vial of fake-Huntington's?

Nolan can bake, too?! MARRY ME, NOLAN. You can bring home as many nameless boys as you want, I don't even mind.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! "!0 Things I Hate About You" is ABSOLUTELY a classic! My God, what kind of insane alternate reality have I been transported to?!

Alicia's mom calling David Lee a "jungle cat" made all the hair on the back of my neck stand up. This is the best/worst/best thing ever. Please make it happen. 

"You go ahead and keep that luck." Connie Britton is THE BEST at delivering a stealth "go fuck yourself" like that. Perfect!

"ARCTIC POOLS, LAILA! ARCTIC POOLS!" Surely that bumps this up to at least a B-, come on now.

Perfect. It can be like Game Of West Side Story! Tyrion will be in the Anita role. "King's Landing / My heart's devotion / let it sink back into the ocean."

I will never rest until we get a b-boy movie with Jaime Lannister. MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

There's a COOKBOOK?!?!

"On a high note" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

That mournful peacock cry underscoring the end of the first awkward stop-the-wedding discussion deserves an award. Is there an Emmy for best aural use of decorative fowl, or something?

TY. USE YOUR WORDS. COME ON NOW.

Oh God, that season 5 finale. I cried for an hour. Literally. I was a mess. The series finale was less of a surprise - there's a powerful sense of inevitability in those last few episodes, and I think I half-knew what would ultimately happen. But, again, cried for a good hour straight. I'm rewatching the series now…

OVERNUMEROUSNESS!

From a pure design standpoint, I really love the first "full" appearance of the Drakh sometime in… season 4, I think? The Drakh blur with every movement as if they don't quite inhabit the same dimension as everyone else, or as if your eyes just refuse to focus on them. It was a great way to subtly tie them to the…

Congratulations, Jace: I hate you more than I hate Angelo. Please accept this certificate declaring you THE WORST EVER. Now go away.

Another moment along these lines - Will murmurs, "I had to open you up to get the right sound," when looking at the human cello. Chilling.

Oh! I want to play! This is not really an embarrassing story, but I'll forge ahead nonetheless. I went to a prep school and sports were not much of a priority, but we had to sit through seasonal pep rallies. My sophomore year, a new feature was introduced to try to increase participation: The Spirit Stick…

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Day? MADE.