Good for Madonna! I hope to be as spry and irritating as she is when I’m her age.

I’ve said to myself for years, “If I wanted to watch a video I’d go to a TV news site not a blog or newspaper site,” usually after some carefully selected curse words.

Pumpkin Andy’s Wine Bar and Cat Palace is open this evening for all your boozy, kittenish needs! Hello everyone! I’m off work for at least another month, and to that I say, thank God! I’m loving The Price is Right, and sleeping in, and slowly drinking coffee while I figure out the day. I sailed through cardiac rehab…

There’s a direct correlation between the rarity of clever, well written, dialogue-intense comedies and the decline of the female-led studio film. From the 70s through the 90s studios invested in the box office sure thing of mid-budget comedies with a female lead (Barbra, Glenda Jackson, Goldie, Whoopi, Bette, Diane…

1) Never commit crimes that involve crossing state lines, the postal service, or banks. That’s how you end up in Federal Court.

Loughlin spent upwards of $500,000 to ensure that both of her daughters got into the University of Southern California,

She thinks the “rich person card” will come into play and she’ll get out of it.

I’m not even mad at Olivia Jade. She didn’t want to go to college. Aunt Becky and her husband wanted one her accessories to go to college so she could show it off to all her friends as a sign of her excellent parenting. Throw the book at them I say.

If they've been there long enough, they might be rent controlled. 

I used to manage a salon three blocks from here, and this is legit a WEIRD part of the UWS, a mix of working and middle class people who’ve been there since the late 60's/early 70s, heavy on the fixed income, Birkenstock, granola-crunchy vibe, mixed with the OBSCENELY WEALTHY. For the most part, they peacefully…

Welcome to New York City. Are you new here?

I’m in love with this story. 2 key things:

The other aggravating thing for Jimmy must be “how does Robbie Williams afford a throw-away home next door to a legend?” Take That were huge, but we know ‘90s boy band members made next to nothing comparatively, and his solo career wasn’t that long-standing.

Having said that, I can’t really see how people can excuse what seems to be a lie from an accuser. I can understand a victim embellishing a story. I can even understand PTSD messing up details, but this seems to be a big enough discrepancy to require some clarification other than “the abuse went on for 3 years longer…

Oh come on. It’s common for victims of sexual assault to not remember specific details because of the trauma. They’re also kids.

I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face, no Thotiana. This was bound to be the result. That doc was a fucking mess and its only purpose was so already rich people could ride the accountability…

TIL #1: abuse victims are supposed to have an eidetic memory and bullet journal their trauma, lest their credibility be torn apart.

Again, this all happened a long time ago, and as multiple Ph. FUCKING Ds noted, demanding perfect recall on exact timing of everything from trauma victims isn’t reasonable.

There’s an additional quote from Reed that’s probably important to note here:

I’ve never stopped being worried about Britney. She is FAR from stable. Her performances and public exposure are very carefully controlled, but if you pay attention you can see that she’s not healthy. The fact that she she remains under legal/financial control of her father is very telling, and her “boyfriends”…

It’s not a lamp; it’s a torchiere. Torchieres are favored by therapists because indirect light is more comforting.