Welp, Paris planning has been an adventure lately.

Even if the scale isn’t budging, keep in mind you’re still doing good things for your body, and that’s worth doing just for its own sake. 

I posted on Groupthink this week bc you told us about it!

Good for you for taking a break from social media. It can be a lot to see the flawless insta models all the time and see all the drama happening with random people from your past. 

Good evening, Jezzies!

Fan of the second iteration of Fleetwood primarily because of Stevie - hey, I was an 8 year old girl circa 1977 so, duh. BUT! Diana Ross people. I think she’s getting shafted because her output isn’t considered the right genre. Then there is the egregious oversight that The Runaways have not been inducted which would…

The Smollett case is so strange. The State Attorney’s office HAD to know that this would garner national media attention. But they did it anyway and are now scrambling to justify it? Every day I’m left to ponder whether anyone in this country still uses basic reasoning skills and logic.

I want to make the joke about this girl’s inability to form grammatically correct sentences possibly being linked to her utter disregard for education, but honestly, I feel bad for her. Not bad enough to do literally anything for her because there are people who are genuinely suffering that I AM helping, but just…

“A book? I’m sure there’s a kindle version. You know what. Never mind. I’ll just get the info on Instagram.”

#thoughtsandprayers

Can’t anything be free of the Kardashian Krowd? Miss Ross deserves a better quality of talentless hangers-on

“Mom! Why couldn’t you have bribed the trademark office? GAWD!”

If only she, had a decent school! to go to in, which. She could?  Learn proper #punctuation.

I wonder how Olivia Jade is going to overcome all of this adversity.

That is, to quote the man himself, an excellent anecdote.

I used to live a few blocks north of Keanu’s Manhattan apartment and hence, weirdly, would bump into him... a lot. To the point at some point we knew each other visually enough to sort of nod, acknowledging the other person on 8th Ave or when he’d be just sitting, by himself, semi-low key as to not be recognized in…

I actually ran into Keanu in San Francisco last Monday at the airport. He was being escorted by an airline person as (I think) they lost his bag. I was the only one who noticed him and felt compelled to say hello. He was nice enough to shake my hand and chat for a couple minutes before he got his bag and the airline…

I honestly fantasize about getting seated next to him on a long plane flight because he seems like the kind of human being who would offer to share his gummy worms and goldfish crackers with you, flag down the flight attendant for more ice or water if you need it, and time his trips to the restroom with yours just to…

Plastic surgeons were also in attendance, calling on the FDA “to proceed carefully,” as the Post put it, and arguing “that women’s choices should not be curtailed.”

I can feel simultaneously ambivalent about plastic surgery, and outraged that so many women have not been given the chance to give informed consent on something that has potentially fatal consequences.