Yeah...if I took the afternoon off my female boss would bitch slap me. I’m assuming this show of solidarity involves being drunk in a bar somewhere.

I bled non-stop after going off Depo. Only the pill stopped it. Doctor time again.

Reasonable doubt had nothing to do with it and you know it.

Health insurance that’s worth a damn? Up to the companies.

Why do men insist on spreading their ignorance all over the Jez comments?

Ugh, that’s so trashy.

For the last three weeks, BFF and I have been trying to connect on the phone to catch up. Last weekend she promised we would have a phone date this weekend. I texted her this morning to find out when she would be free, and many hours later she wrote and said she couldn’t talk because she was with some guy (they did…

I know women like this. They are high school graduates from my religious and conservative hometown, white, who married a man with some kind of “masculine” job (military is a common one, followed by contractor/construction work). They are SAHMs. They sell MLM shit. They love guns and pose with them on Facebook. They…

Not everyone wants kids or can have them. That doesn’t mean they are stuck in “perpetual childhood.” I’m sure this is a shocking revelation for you, but not everyone wants the same life of sitting in an office and getting petty emails from management about mistakes they made until the day they die.

THANK YOU. I work in non-profit, long hours, long commute and when I come home, all the shit is where I left it. My dude colleague? His wife has her own home-based business. I’m guessing he doesn’t have three bags of trash piled up in his kitchen, a near-empty fridge, and a stack of dishes to wash at the end of every…

I wish I could you five bazillion stars for this.

“Homeland” itself is some straight up Nazi shit and we can thank the George W. Bush Administration for “Homeland Security.” It makes me want to puke every single time I hear it.

St. Mary’s = Catholic hospital. Hell to the no, ESPECIALLY for anything related to women’s health.

I believe it. My org called me in to re-do my I-9, saying they had been audited and it was filled out incorrectly.

I have a perimenopausal farts baby. I sense an Instagram tag forthcoming...

OMG yes, like back when he used to troll Kris and Kim. That was the best. Even then, only with a kryptonite condom and now, hell no. I have enough troubles.

Therapy is your friend...

Prices dropped everywhere after the crash, including the coast.

How did you know? I’m pretty sure the troll is having a conversation with himself under another burner.

FastTrak preserves my sanity, but I’ve also found not getting worked up about it at all to be helpful. I know it’s going to suck, you know? No reason to expect otherwise!