It’s basically a locker for ashes and not large enough of a space for a body.

I’d be hella surprised if Hef ever made any one cum besides the dudes jerking off to Playboy.

I’m a boat captain.

I believe Holly because I believe women when they talk about abuse.

Yes, I read it as well and he came off as pretty terrible.

To quote Sinead O’Connor: “Fight the real enemy!”

Anal?

The King can go and die for all I care, with the backwards shit he has been spouting for years.

Lost in Translation.

That’s actually where I came from. My family is...not great...abusive father, narcissist mother...so I have purposely distanced myself from their drama. I left SD for that reason as well as others of self-preservation. I also needed to branch out in the world. SD is not as big as it appears; it turned into the place…

You may fare a lot better than I; I am not a really social person and I am well aware that’s why I likely don’t know that many people! I love the history; like going Downtown to one of the art deco theaters and seeing a concert, all of the historic homes and architecture, and our mountains are pretty great too if you…

Like you, I know things are way better for me than most people. I’m SoCal born/raised, but I moved to LA over 7 years ago from a much quieter location and I think it’s time to go. It’s familiar to me now but is it home? Not especially. There’s nothing anchoring me here but my own pride and stubbornness. I have a job…

I’ve lived here seven years. I moved here alone and am still alone. I haven’t made many friends at all, only through work. It’s not an easy place to live; on a good day it is exhausting and crowded. There are aspects of it that I love, but I am not sure those make it worth it. Being in a grad program will help a lot…

You are a magnificent mermaid queen. I bow to thee.

Dick Trickle always gets a star from me.

I have no idea who this is because I don’t watch that show. He looks like the type of DILF I would have wanted to bang in my 20s (minus the Nazi thing).

Worse because it lacks James Spader.

I ADORE this GIF. Florida: America’s overcompensating, ignorant penis.

Apparently it takes 2-3 weeks to disassemble the cranes and 20+ people. Seems to me they could have doubled the number of workers and brought it down in time, since we’ve only known about this storm for a week. Now they are going to make multi-million dollar insurance claims. Yay.

This is typical in online dating. I’ve seen this same scene repeat itself over and over again: Dude is rejected. Dude comes back with four or five responses that say horrible things about appearance, weight, and/or age. It’s not you, it’s men.