Everyone please star this now

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Consolation prizes to:

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

I’d contact his wife... She kind of deserves to know that he’s been cheating on her, at least emotionally, with this other woman. Just what the FUCK.

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

Aww, don't cry. I could go on and on about all the sweet things she did for us every time she was in-house for a show, but I don't need a chapter of a book to testify that she was nothing like her TV persona behind the scenes with us.

This is the best story I got:

I want to make out with Adrian Brody at the airport. That beautiful nose....

When I was in high school, I used to frequent a coffee shop in my town. One day, one of the cooks came to find me. "There's a guy outside whose motorcycle broke down," she said. "Are you going to <local town>? He needs a ride."

met Nelson Mandela a month before he passed away

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

This picture is double appropriate because I'm about to have my first baby and if it's a girl, her name is going to be Evey.

This is nice, but I would love to see an actual buildable model of Serenity. You know the kind with little bits to glue together? It's been years since I've done any model building, but I would snap that up in a heartbeat.

Most Epic Love story you say?

Mal and Inara?

Easy — I've only seen the movie : p