I’m sorry but I have a beautiful Persian rug inside my bath tub

Actually that was quite beautiful! Next time, teach AI cocks. Would love to see an artsy battle of cocks.

Nah

Why is this even a question? Obviously, it has everything to do with the size of the creature. The larger it is, the more shocking its death is, the more outrage it causes. Smaller creatures are easier to kill because they are just that, smaller. Size is directly related to the amount of outrage/joy/hatred/love/etc.

The most controversial president in human history strikes again. The tech industry receives their unscheduled wake-up call. Who is next? The Russian roulette continues.

Nick: There’s no such thing as vocative colon. Try again: Nick.

Could you explain why you have a colon after the word Men?

Hey, at least he’s willing to learn

Easy fix: create a dummy account with a creepy username, blank profile photo, and no friends, and start creeping away to your heart’s content

I didn’t read the article, went straight to the vid

DO THEM IN THAT ORDER ON ANY DAY, not just V-day

Everybody has herpes. If you’ve ever had a cold sore, you have herpes. The same herpes simplex virus-1 that causes both herpes and cold sores on your lips.

All I see is a bunch of millionaires

Deleted Phone app so debt collectors can’t reach me

Interesting

What has always cracked me up is how people call it a “cold sore”.

I’m very disappointed that none of the health officials mention a fucking face mask

There are only so many unique photos one can take of the same planet Earth

Earther, birther, truther, never liked the sound of these words, dunno why

Should’ve sold Snapchat to Facebook for $3B back in 2013 when he had such chance