Wtf is take-ee?? It’s a seat taker, not seat take-ee!! What’s with stupid writing skills from “journalists” nowadays??? Also, stop being so obsessed with race already! “Seat take-ee” issue has nothing to do with white men!!

No wonder Mother Nature wants to kill us all

Ashley Madison is always fucking

That’s like saying “how to switch from Porsche to Kia”

Hope the tumblr porn lives on forever though

What’s with tongues?

The husband should’ve upgraded to iPhone X

They didn’t fail, they just didn’t deem it necessary since he was white

Just add 200 more and have the bridge jump off with you

That’s like Trump yelling “I’m the most honest person you’ll ever meet!!!!!!!”

My broken fridge emits this sound every day

LMAO, for that kinda price? Yeah, keep dreaming, G!

Totally agree. Love my Wallabies. Love my Crocs. On a special occasion, I would also wear black sandals with brown socks. My women just love it.

Well, at least now we know that Facebook Ads actually work

Crocs?? Eww, what kinda bad parenting is that!

I’m sure it’s just an innocent typo, butt it’s assess, not asses

Looking at the pic, it’s definitely NOT “emblazoned across”

Then get a sex doll with a 10-incher or a fuck machine with a 10-incher, and stop whining

Why? Because anything that arouses you is impossible to stop watching

Don’t be silly, that’s exactly why I enable it.