The nervous giggle they make when they tell you they love it is how they cover up looking over to make sure the envelope is on the bedside table.

Are you alright, Melania?

still scratching my head at how people can identify as a different gender but can not identify as a different race.

This is one of those things that I’ve always wondered but been too lazy to investigate. Thanks!

Does time pass faster in Brazil?

That’s too bad. I’ve been commenting in IMDB since 2001 and as a huge movie fan, I love discussing movies with others. Yes, there are trolls like on any other site but you have the ability to ignore or report any user you find objectionable. Personally this is going to kill 90% of my visits to the site and I’d imagine…

So, when are they going to start selling $50, anywhere, anytime tickets which provide the privilege of riding in the cargo hold?

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

If Apple wanted to kill the headphone jack, this would have also been the perfect opportunity to introduce wireless charging. I’m sure they will too for the 7S/8, but for now, this mess of cords is a bit of an embarrassment.

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

I love the narration...like this is some sort of science experiment...durr what happens when you pour molten X on top of something that isn’t meant to have molten X on it durr...

...Seriously? I see now in their own video it’s on. But doesn’t ... wait, you own one of these and typed this on your lappy with it plugged in?! I love it!

It’s a good thing we can’t hear spider screams.

Or keep your clothes in the car. Those hooks above the doors are there to hang clothes.

You'll appreciate this one!

you mean

Makes me cringe every time I watch it.

For $30 a month with T-Mobile I get unlimited data (5 GB at 4g speeds and then it switches to 2g), unlimited texting and 100 minutes of talk. It's not many minutes but I can use google voice for free to make up for it. I think the big providers are getting scared which is good for us.

500 mb? they can fuck off

Re the last point: if jobs were not a name and instead the plural of 'job', then yes, you would. But because it is not plural, you write "Jobs's". Some people will say that is wrong, and they'll probably cite how people never put a possessive-s at the end of "Jesus" (ex: "In Jesus' name we pray") but, well, that's…