Shhh. You'll shatter the fragile self-esteem of dudes who've pinned all their hopes of ever scoring with young hotties on their middle age, when they'd magically be Daniel Craig and/or super rich. You don't want to make them cry, do you?

Wake up, buddy. This is the actual world today. If a men's magazine - the traditional bastions of misogyny and extrolment of youth - is featuring 42-year-olds and validating their sex appeal, the world has changed. It's you who's clinging to obsolete power structures for the sake of your self-esteem.

I don't understand why people have such a hard time grasping that people's preferences vary, and not everyone is attracted to the same traits.

Yup. It's all about status. Men who care about the status that nailing young women gives them have never had good sex. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

If in a sexual encounter you value youth and looks above the quality of the actual sex - or if you think it's the looks and youth that make the sex good - then you've never had good sex. And you're the kind of dude that has sex for the bragging rights alone and privately wonders what the big deal is. No need to…

I really hope this is the norm for your generation. I feel this attitude can actually make a change in the power dynamics between men and young women.

You simultaneously claim it's not that small and that you were the only one of a group of very young women who had it. Were all the other women fatties if they didn't have the "not that small" waist you did?

It looks like they're dancing sirtaki and got out of step.

Sure, whatever you say, honey.

Sweetie, the only one spewing desperate wishful thinking all over this comment section is you. You really wish you'd be banging hot college girls when you're 55, don't you? Well you won't. Times are changing fast. If the 40-year olds are getting the blessing of almost-obsolete men's magazines, traditional bastions of…

Oh, don't you wish, honey.

Yeah, I expressed myself badly. I meant yes, there's access but it doesn't mean it's being used well.

Women have nothing to gain from falsely reporting harassment. Use your brain and stop parroting debunked cliches just because they sound more palatable to you.

Fuck you.

Are you mentally incapacitated? Have you lived under a rock up until the moment you set foot in the office? No? Then you know very well where the line is and you're talking bullshit right now.

Gonna address his point about the other side fighting to continue slavery? Was that side not American too?

You fought a war to end slavery which you had been perpetuating for a couple hundred years. Are you actually making excuses for slavery? I bet you think Guantanamo has redeeming qualities too.

The "access to infinite information" trope is an illusion. People may have access, but they don't use it. We all filter and read and believe what we want.

It's probably assumed he means men's football since that's what he's commenting on.

My parents gave me the same punishments yours did. All it did was make me afraid of them until I was a teenager.