Waiiiiit a second. Yes, while I totally agree the cops should be trained in the use of very controlled non-damaging force to restrain people, I personally reserve the right as a civilian to martial arts the living shit out of anyone who tries to punch me while drunk. The first thing we learned at my dojo was how to…

This is coming dangerously close to “shut up white boy,” where people in positions of privilege don’t get to weigh in on anything.

I am bad at all the lady things. Eye makeup ends up giving me raccoon face, no matter how carefully I apply it. Heels will make my feet ache in a matter of half an hour. High boots do the same thing. My calves are so big compared to my ankles that zip boots are almost impossible. I have never found a pair of dress…

Here’s my answer: I haven’t yet, because they’re not. I’m not really conventionally attractive. I even try to observe for this, because I’d love some attention.

Frankly, to me, death is more merciful than just letting him rot. Just kill him and be done with it.

I want a best female friend who shares my bed and stays up late talking about cool things and we’re that inseparable duo who takes on the world together.

Huh, I found gold/gray/white nice looking running shoes in the women’s section. I know most of them are neon, but if you look enough, I’m sure you can find something reasonable unless your feet are so picky you can only have one sub-brand...

People don’t seem to *get* this and I don’t know why. You can’t control whether you’re born into a rich or poor family. Don’t assume that just because someone got the silver spoon shoved into their mouth that they refuse to work for themselves and can’t be intelligent, talented, and hardworking all on their own.

I would only feel bad if I didn’t perform well enough. Plenty of folks who really deserve top tier education don’t get into top tier schools. If Daddy’s money got me into Harvard, and I aced everything there, I’d just feel smart and proud of myself.

“particularly harsh consequences for Asians” you have never been to top tier schools, especially STEM schools, and seen just how Asian they are. Asians are very, very desired in engineering and science because they’re basically model students. I went to MIT; there is no shortage of Asian folks. Now black and Latino…

Someone tries to collect money from me while I’m standing over a loved one’s body, and I will slap the shit out of them.

There is not enough face or palm in the WORLD to produce the amount of facepalm I want for my response to this. People. PEOPLE. Okay you could only kind of a little bit justify this issue you have with homosexuals, only a teensy bit, if you tilt your head at the Bible right. BUT KEEPING SOMEONE FROM FEEDING THE…

My 15 year old super-conservative fundamentalist self would be appalled that I do things like have sex. I think teen me would drop dead on the spot from shock. (I got better, trust me. XD )

I’ve always found it a good philosophy. I can’t sleep well if I’m fuming, and then the next day I wake up feeling like ass, and it perpetuates the cycle: anger —> shit sleep —> treating your partner shittily in your grumpy half-awake state —> more anger on all people’s parts. It’s just so satisfying to have a clear…

I hear when you become male, you magically gain a high metabolism. That so isn’t fair.

This. Don’t doxx the person; bug the shit out of the company. It’s their fault for hiring someone unqualified for their work and for not firing her over this.

Everyone here who is screaming GO HIRE SOME MOVERS has never done the post-college exchange of everyone helping everyone else move. This is a time-honored tradition: you help your bros out. And if you have just spent your last penny of savings on a place you can finally call your own, I can imagine you *don't* want to…

I want a fur vest, because I live in the cold-ass northeast, and fur sheds snow and water really well without getting wet by it. My fur hat is the best thing for not getting frozen damp nasty hair or having all my headgear soaked. Fuck your fleece; give me fur.

Are people really going to harp on this? It's clear Pinkham isn't going to say a damn thing. I think we all have better things to do than call for the wrath of the internet upon some random article writer.

Disappointed that the last writer didn't actually unleash holy hell after that lady threw something at her.