I'm always a little wince-y about statutory because it implies teenagers can't make a decision to have sex except with other teenagers. I understand it's there because really, adults shouldn't be hitting up thirteen year olds, but in the end, there's a certain assumed lack of intelligence and agency that bothers me…

Therapy is great. At the very, very least, even if you don't have serious issues, it's good to have someone you paid to tell all your bitchery and negative energy to. When your friends are sick of hearing whatever it is, you know that your therapist's *job* is to do that. It provides an outlet where you're not…

I'm glad at least the sentiment is starting to sink in at the Twitter HQ here. Maybe over time we'll see some change.

But they tried this already! It was called Talk To Me, Barbie, and it was a thing when I was a little kid. Hell, I bought one. It hooked up to your computer and supposedly interacted with you. Now me, being like...eight, and new to actual computer stuff, had no idea how to make it work, since the basic instructions…

Can we please not have yet another article about this frat? There have been, what, three or four in the past few days? Yes, it's a terrible thing, but at least condense your articles! It's starting to look like a circlejerk here, articles posted just so everyone can feel righteously indignant and pat themselves on the…

I forget which Kitchenette article has it, but there was in fact a submission from a reader about a guy that did this.

I just don't have enough WHY in the world right now for how much I want to use to react to this.

Hell, I'd let my fiancee rearrange all my shit in my sleep and take pics and everything. He can do what he likes. If a guy creeps me out, I wouldn't be dating him, let alone trying to marry him.

On your *fiance*? Really? You don't trust your fiance to be in your room when you sleep?

Well I think it's cute.

The day I have to bribe someone with sex to get them to do something I'm too tired/busy/wanting of free time to do, within reason, is the day I break up with that someone. The closest I'd ever come is in a really joking sense, like, "hey, man, this is gross as fuck, if you do it, I'll make you dinnerrrrrrrr *adorable…

Carmex, hands down. It is relatively flavorless, has a tiny bit of tingle, and works for a long time.

Carmex, hands down. It is relatively flavorless, has a tiny bit of tingle, and works for a long time.

To answer the title question: I have no idea, and that's one among the many reasons I'll never have kids. I don't think I could handle the snarky bastards without applying some good old palm-to-ass discipline.

Wait I love these things. Granted I've been going barefoot whenever possible for basically my whole life, but FiveFingers are super comfortable for me both in walking and running.

Wow. That is bullshit. "Hey, your wife is dying, swap her out now that she's a burden!"

Your husband is amazing. Good on you for finding a man that awesome, and hold onto him. ;)

I've been told by my doctor that there is nothing I can do, pill-wise, to fully eliminate my period. I'm one of those "lucky" people whose bodies are just not going to put up with those efforts and will instead start spotting every day forever.

I will be going to that restaurant on principle. Fuck those patrons. They deserved what they got.

*stands on her soapbox*

I love Elizabeth Warren. She and Hillary Clinton are basically my patronuses. I think Warren is just the right amount of pissed off about these things.