That you probably read too much Haruki Murakami

Ronaldo looks like me at Thanksgiving when my Uncle is doing a racist

He’s like Hugh Grant squared, I think.

Fuck those fucking fuckers.

I’m torn when i see things like this. Initially you say “well....stupid questions by stupid pressers get stupid replies...” but then....This is a grown-ass woman hitting a ball for a living. She’s not waiting on tables. She’s not some Doctor relieving a brain aneurysm. She’s not trying to feed 4 hungry kids while…

I’m pretty sure I’m getting a tryout before Kaepernick.

The person who asked that question would not shut up to his wife last night about how it was a valid question, damnit.

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

Jim Irsay would probably sign the desiccated corpse of Johnny Unitas before Kaepernick, and most of the fan base would nod and agree with the decision.

How many free agent QBs have to die before Kaepernick gets the call?
Say Wheedon, Osweiler, Cassel, both McCowns, Chad Henne, Yo Gaba Gabbert and like Tyrod Taylor rent a private plane to go to the Bahmmas for a weekend party and the thing goes down in flames (much like their careers), does Kaepernick get a call then?

Ha, if only. Irsay demanded Antonio Cromartie cut mid season for kneeling for the anthem once! And they did! If you don’t think that a portion of the fanbase being skeptical of Brissett because he’s african american is a thing, well, you have more faith in this state than I do.....

He would make a solid “Scott.” Chances are he would insist you call him “Scotty.”

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

Why would we want to punish him further by making him live in Indiana?

His name is Brandon though

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Is that one fella with afro and the disrespectful attitude towards ‘Merica still available?