Tried 6 times to make it out of the apartment and got killed by the fan each time, promptly gave up and haven’t touched it since. As the universe is rarely that definitive with its gestures, who am I to ignore it.

Does it not work anymore? You should probably be able to apply for a manufacturer warranty replacement/upgrade, if so.

shygirl and mura masa on a track have me preordering this alone. absolutely batshit good roster, holy hell.

on second thought, a meated yankee candle could be pretty easily achieved by using unfiltered tallow. there might be something to this...

I don’t see any reason to switch off of my Fossil gen 5 for as long as this thing lasts, tbh - I dunno if I’m just not using it right or something, but it’s been nearly two full years of daily wear now and I can’t imagine wanting anything more from a smartwatch.

I thought Old Lviv was haunted as hell until I realized what I assumed were ghosts are just the old Ukranian babushkas they keep in the kitchen churning out borscht 24/7.

I still can’t believe that the same dude who made Work Work was in a Broadway show. blows my damn mind.

GIVE ME KETCH OR GIVE ME DEATH

midnight sons plus XCOM is so frightingly my neck of the woods that I suspect someone’s been mining my dreams for ideas or something. FUCK YES. give me danny ketch or give me death.

I’ve tried at least 4 times now over the past couple years, but I can’t make it more than 45 minutes into this without falling straight to sleep, and I still feel like I’ve missed basically nothing going into the TV shows. Don’t know how that math works out, but hey, it is what it is.

TIL Roblox is still a thing??? Are the old maps still around? I remember dumping umpteen hours into the “destroy the tower” one as a kid...

I’ve always assumed they’re trying to reflect biodiversity? Not every animal is top-tier...

It’s pretty obviously the same kind of mock cel-shading that Skyland pioneered back in the mid-2000's. Looked like shit then, looks like shit now, just developed some more defined shadowing.

Extraordinary that someone decided to make such a high-budget show with an art style that could be reasonably described as “what if Iron Man: Armored Adventures looked even worse”. 3D CGI is a goddamm plague.

Goddamn, been a while since I’ve been this genuinely nervous for an episode of television... I thought the coffin bit in the premier wasn’t going to work, but this really is a masterpiece of built tension. Can’t wait for the finale!

real talk, can I use panera gift cards at caribou? caribou is substantially closer to me in my hospital, and I’m still burning off an old gift card... quick coffee for a few months would be a literal life saver

my tiktok account has exclusively become a beautiful blend of 1 minute international recipes and food history minivlogs, and I am frankly thrilled that the algorithm understands me this well.

I’d be much more concerned if they didn’t, frankly

went back and read some old EU books after chewing through this last one, and I’m glad/sad to report that it’s not my imagination that 3/4 of the High Republic authors can’t write prose to save their lives. I’m too deep to not be reading everything this imprint(?) has to offer, but my god, when the most invested in…

cristobal tapia de veer crawls out of his cave and drops a masterpiece on a debatably-deserving show once every 5 years like clockwork. solid 50% of why I’m watching this show is to see how many punchy bark samples he tosses in. perhaps the only modern composer to use choral synths quite that way... fits so damn well.