DEJAH THORIS tossin I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT

Or a shockingly functional GPA and a liver whose condition I don’t want to think about...

When you’re 20, that’s considered a feature, if memory serves.

Undergrad was full of crushed-up caffeine pills in 25% everclear 75% coffee solutions. Puts you in another dimension entirely.

Yup! 50/50's where it’s at. 1/2 cup in and you’ve already forgotten how you’re basically just drinking paint thinner.

Vodkawine is still the best way to dispose of shitty old wine. As the saying goes, “the shittier the wine, the shittier the vodka, the better the vodkawine!”

I read about 50% of the transcript and lost about 2 years of my life. You made a good decision.

Good thought - wouldn’t be surprised if those ended up on the chopping block!

The production value on Injustice Cerebro was spectacular. Gonna miss that DCU budget if it goes full CW...

there’s a grim bit of divine comedy somewhere in that it literally took a fucking global pandemic to get a Happy Endings reunion to happen...

Can’t remember too many celebrity passings that make me audibly say “NO” when I hear about it, but this one definitely cleared that bar by a mile. So many wonderful memories watching the build team with my dad after school just about every day... thanks, and rest easy.

The Beths’ Mars, the God of War is easily one of the best songs I’ve heard this year. What a blast of an album - gonna get relistened to as much as Future Me has.

F1 just successfully pulled off a weekend with 4000+ negative tests, so even for one weekend, I’m mighty impressed at the level of coordination they pulled off (after a fuckload of work). Not expecting anything will stick beyond a week or two, and it’s only a matter of time until a driver or a team boss gets it, but…

Watching Lando (and his time gap to Hamilton) during that last lap was absolutely electric. Perfect start to the season... between this and Brazil from last year, two of my favorite last laps ever in adjoining seasons? Crazy stuff.

this is rock-hard commitment to a bit that I can’t help but respect

God bless Johns and DCU funding levels. Stargirl is really shaping up to be way better of a show than it has any right to be.

Cobrastyle outta NOWHERE. Chuck was certainly a show that existed at one point.

Had to bike past the empty plinth this morning just to make sure the fucker’s actually gone.

I’ve been flagging the dude for at least a year and a half. No response.

It’s a blast. Hope you enjoy!!