Morten’s probably keeping his location secret so Shooter McGavin doesn’t steal his jacket.

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

That escalated quickly! 

Not having any vices, fun, sex, friends, opinions or interests outside of hockey keeps him young.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

“The solution....is that men should be playing best of three sets at Grand Slams”

Listening to Smoltz have a meltdown made the whole thing worth it, regardless of it actually works or not.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

Just so we’re clear - there’s a brunette with huge cans sitting behind home plate, and you’re focused on the human duffel bag in traffic cone orange? 

I bet it feels weird to stroke a donger that quickly left-handed.

So your suggestion is the BJs trade a pending UFA...for two pending UFAs?

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

You seem a little judge-y. 

So, you’re saying Kelsi is single?

Take it off the (registry) board..... YES!

She realized if she married him she would have to watch White Sox games all of the time.

I always enjoy when someone does a “report” about the most basic shit that everyone in the world already knows (not a shot at you Chris - at the report). Report: Children frustrate adults. Wow, thanks for all that amazing journalistic work to bring up this report.

Just plain idiot? Most likely.