Black unemployment was incredibly low during Washington’s presidency. Not many people know that.

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Plot twist: Kim continues to drive DA Ericsen batty, until her career implodes and she sadly veers down the sordid road to meth junkie, ending up in prison for tipping a stolen ATM onto a man named Spooge.

Tiger’s returned!!!

Bye, son.

Yonathan Perlaza trotted home with the winning run

I mean, there is a plethora of scientific support that a fat pussy does slow a person down. I think this was fair inquiry. 

Dave Grohl and his classic rock band the Foo Fighters

The Foo Fighters are actually really good at soccer.  Nate Mendel scored 3 goals, the last on a header off a corner kick.  Dave Grohl said it was the cleanest head shot he’d seen since ‘94.

I hate when people say “equally as”.

I think you’re my spirit animal. I’ve canceled potential friendships when the other person said, “It’s pretty unique, actually.”

“Who IS the player on first? It’s so simple, you fucker!”

Freaking kyke’s and their small sample sizes. 

The guy who pulled the figurine heist was Ira, the Vamanos Pest guy from Breaking Bad

I quite like the cartel bits. Especially Nacho. But I enjoy his silently stewing stoicism.

They also explained it in a scene at Jesse’s house where one of the friends said there’s a place that sells them unsliced and passes the savings on to you.

Bill Simmons and Darren Rovell to announce new hourly show on HBO titled “The Content.”

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

It’s a heart rate monitor. It also makes him feel pretty.

Why is that guy wearing a sports bra? That’s my biggest take away. Dress however you want, but I just don’t get it.