If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

This could be fun, Jason Momoa is a compelling screen presence and it looks like he’s more than just water Khal Drogo in this.

“Ooh! Big gooberfish!”

From: Eric DeMoulin

I shit you not, on my drive home on the North Side, I see a guy driving a car with a COVFEFE license plate at least once a week.  I’m gaining the courage to run him off the road in the near future.  

Ignorace was Liberace’s dim-witted younger brother.

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

Zach Lavine won back-to-back slam dunk contests in 2015-16. What more does the man have to do to deserve a max contract??

Grayson Allen: Utah Jazz draft pick

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

Don’t kink shame him

I went from excited to see what he said to just absolute sorrow for those poor guys getting drafted. Thinking of Marvin Bagley Jr. having to report to Kings training camp is the second most depressing story about camps I’ve read this week.

Where do you watch all these races involving disabled puppies? 

Axe and Adolov still using Taylor’s preferred “they” pronoun while discussing killing them was classy.

We can’t all have dads that seat people at fancy restaurants. No need to be mean.

Haha, you’re a novice at being gored by bulls for fun! What a loser.

The real solution is stop doing gender reveal parties. I just read that some people have paid up to $25,000 for them. The whole concept is fucking stupid.

It might be a translation issue but they spelled “moron” wrong.