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This was a surprisingly fun watch. I liked the changes they made to the typical chat show format. Hope another network picks it up.

. . .Is Baby Yoda gonna have to choke a Dune?

I dunno. This will be unpopular but...

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

Maybe if it’s in a box? There’s a three step process that they say works pretty well...

I smoked for 20+ years. Do to an insurance change at work, a bunch of us quit smoking and switched to using an E-Cig and Snus. After about 3 months, I quit the E-Cig and just did Snus. It took about 4 more years to wean myself off the Snus entirely to just chewing mint gum and toothpicks.

We’ve long chosen sides over the merits of Ewoks, the Prequels, The remaquels (patent pending), the moody spin-offs, The Last Jedi... but now it can all be summed up in two distinct categories. Those who see an image of heroes riding alien horses on the top of space ships and roll their eyes in cynical disgust, or

I gotta say, I’m pretty snoked for this.

It generally is... I mean look at Trump and then look at the shady shit his children are up to and his Grand children as well! (Of course, I am referring to the late Fred Trump.)

Time to run for president. They can’t prosecute you in the White House, Elizabeth!

I looked up Wikipedia.

And his sidekick Montgomery Ward.

So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.

Put me In Coach, Im Ready

“Vazquez, born Felipe Rivero”

Too soon but only because I didn’t come up with that first

Since you asked, Leonard Floyd also got called for a bullshit personal foul for legally tackling someone earlier in the game.

It really seems like NFL contract shouldn’t be able to do this.