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You do realize that “Saul’s informant friend” is Ivan Krupin, who played a major role in season 5, right?

“I don’t care how many applications you submit, inmate Sandusky, I am NOT transferring you to Iowa!!”

Tim Donaghy has already submitted his application.

Connor McDavid is Having One Hell of a Wasted Season

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His shootout goal is mind-beinding, I can’t even imagine having the hands to make moves that fast and keep the puck on my stick. Watch that next to this:

The Oilers sweeping both the Islanders and the Devils this season means we won the trades we made with both teams. 

Connor McDavid is Having One Hell of a Wasted Season

McDavid will look great playing alongside Hall in NJ when Chiarelli trades him for Vatanen and a 4th round conditional pick.

If McDavid winds up leading the league in scoring despite playing for the god-awful Oilers I don’t know how he can’t at least be a finalist.

I actually think the Hart is wide open right now. Kucherov’s been great but sharing a line with Steven Stamkos (6th in scoring) helps that. Malkin’s had a stormer of a second half. Nathan Mackinnon’s taken the Avs from trash fire to playoff contention. Taylor Hall had a 27 game point streak that was only snapped last

I was at an ostensible Islanders bar last night, with about 15 TVs in the place, and only one screen—one of the smaller ones—had the Islanders-Oilers game on.

It explains the tears

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

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/Luck lifts a slice of pizza towards camera

Being an Icahn takes more than just talent.

*Papa John’s announces Andrew Luck as new spokesperson*

I still don’t understand why the hell he didn’t get into broadcasting. The networks had to have been banging on his door for that first year after retirement.

I trust Manning with his choice. He’s always had a HEAD for business.