It’s a graph from a professional Bloomberg terminal. Those “important” enough to feel a need to subscribe know how to read graphs and aren’t interested in extraneous information—time is money.

Oh come on. This is a guy who wants to spend billions on a wall on the Mexican border that won’t do anything.

He just watches that much

The sex in porn isn’t “real” either, but I do see your point (it’s more real for sure than the violence in film and TV.) I don’t think graphic violence or hardcore porn is good for kids and I think parents having control over that is something that is helpful.

Ban sexual content, but let minors see as much violence as they want. America!

*ISP picks up phone* YOU GOT COX!

Sexy:

There’s a fine line between what is sexy and what’s obscene. Who gets to decide, Frank Ciccone and Hanna Gallo?

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of…

He’s referring to how all of the Russian athletes got to compete after all.

Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

INJUNCTIVE RELIEF REQUESTED: Please, for the love of God, take us with you!

You and her should swap places for a month or three, just so you can show us how to properly live poor.

Because Chicago is fucking awesome.

Counterpoint. He is butt.

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

Goose psychic: “Tomorrow, you will be out for a stroll, and Tiger Woods will hit you with his drive”
Goose: “I knew this wing reading was all a bunch of bullshit. TOMORROW IS SUNDAY!!”

and undoubtably with at least 1 banner, 1 Mister Nutterbutter and a metric fuckton of snark.