It explains the tears

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

Collus18n

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

/Luck lifts a slice of pizza towards camera

Being an Icahn takes more than just talent.

*Papa John’s announces Andrew Luck as new spokesperson*

I still don’t understand why the hell he didn’t get into broadcasting. The networks had to have been banging on his door for that first year after retirement.

I trust Manning with his choice. He’s always had a HEAD for business.

Oh come on. This is a guy who wants to spend billions on a wall on the Mexican border that won’t do anything.

He just watches that much

The sex in porn isn’t “real” either, but I do see your point (it’s more real for sure than the violence in film and TV.) I don’t think graphic violence or hardcore porn is good for kids and I think parents having control over that is something that is helpful.

Ban sexual content, but let minors see as much violence as they want. America!

*ISP picks up phone* YOU GOT COX!

Sexy:

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of…

He’s referring to how all of the Russian athletes got to compete after all.