Basically, amateurism has always been a cynical sham.

INJUNCTIVE RELIEF REQUESTED: Please, for the love of God, take us with you!

You and her should swap places for a month or three, just so you can show us how to properly live poor.

Because Chicago is fucking awesome.

Counterpoint. He is butt.

Eh, it’s not like either one of them is ever going to play pro ball or anything

Goose psychic: “Tomorrow, you will be out for a stroll, and Tiger Woods will hit you with his drive”
Goose: “I knew this wing reading was all a bunch of bullshit. TOMORROW IS SUNDAY!!”

and undoubtably with at least 1 banner, 1 Mister Nutterbutter and a metric fuckton of snark.

Predicting towards the end of the episode, end credits thing

Tom Thibodeau is the god damn Slobodan Milosevic of NBA coaching.

I’m not saying that tommy t ruins players, but goddam tommy t ruins players

Kawhi are you like this?

Yeah, well, your President is still Donald Trump.

Yeah but how many of those people do you rub your crotch on every day?

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I will be honest, I did not expect the first doping bust of the Olympics be from curling. And in a weird way I found my respect for it increased because of it.

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

That was ba-yeah-yeah-yad.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.