Bob, you could have told somebody.

Roy Moore almost rushed the field, but saw bush and decided against it.

STFU

Matt Bryant kicked a 62-yard game-winner at sea level.

I have Hugh Freeze coming in first and the Brazilian Handjob guys finishing 2nd and 3rd.

GIRL, STAY HOME. They’re going to shit on you, so why be there?

This is peak Bears-ing, I love it.

*mauled

Gahhhh thanks for the reminder. Corey Graham - you fuckwad.

I put down my sweetie yesterday. 14 years ago, we rescued each other. That dog saved my family and me by giving our lives purpose again at a really bad time.

That’s horrible.

I don’t know; I think his apology is pretty dang good.

I agree with what you said, and im all for holding someone accountable, but...it doesnt look like he’s touching her in that photo. Childish? Yes? A little pervy? Yes. But we cant keep painting these scenarios with the same brush. And really, the #metoo tag? Id be embarrassed to lump myself in with people who had been…

Fuck it makes me feel gross for liking anything about him, his comedy just seems specious, and pandering now. C.K. is like a human reperfusion injury. He has daughters and he did this fucking awful shit. Like he never considered these women were in fact someone else’s daughters?!?! Would he even be empathetic to his…

Forgive me if this is blunt, but why exactly do you feel the need to say something to your handyman about his politics? What point would that serve? It’s not like you’re going to change his mind—if he’s talking about Hilary Rotten Clinton, he’s already drunk the Kool-Aid. As far as I can see, all it would do would…

I loved Alias Grace, except at the end I was like “But did she do it or not???? Fuck!”

More importantly, how is one going to jerk it if one can’t force women to uncomfortably watch the show anymore?

What are you guys watching right now?

Came looking for #SNS. Kevin Spacey is no bueno.

Groping people, like masturbating in front of them, is not “flirty”, it’s assault. Those who are worried that they “can’t speak to women” anymore without getting accused of assault, laminate this and carry this in your wallet.