While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

“Protect this horse!”

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

He’s A Dim Son...

As an Illinois alum, I’m happy to update that Lovie has entirely solved this problem by making sure there are no situations in which his team would be required to prevent.

never a bad time to post the best Football YouTube video of all time, but this feels especially relevant:

In Wisconsin, Low Cholesterol is a medical condition.

What he doesn’t realize is that the playoffs are the iceberg.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Usually when there’s blanket coverage, the redskins lose.

I’ll bet Andy Reid was trying to call timeout while the play was still unfolding.

Thy check-down run

Full of chase.

I thought being “too drunk” in Scotland meant you were dead. Learn something new everyday I guess.

Someone needs to use some force on you and your dainty bitch ass.

Good to see Ray Rice back at work.

this is content

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

And not to trigger the BLM people’s hot takes, but that (and the Freddy Grave case) proves to me that its not a white cop vs.black male problem...its out of control cops of any race vs.civilians of any race.

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.