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Came looking for #SNS. Kevin Spacey is no bueno.

Groping people, like masturbating in front of them, is not “flirty”, it’s assault. Those who are worried that they “can’t speak to women” anymore without getting accused of assault, laminate this and carry this in your wallet.  

While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

“Protect this horse!”

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

He’s A Dim Son...

I would really like to unsee that now.

Which facial disaster camp are you in? I’m a “Leia was creepy, Tarkin was fine”, but a surprising number of people swing the other way.

Sounds like the movie could’ve worked better if they took the Marvel approach and made enjoyable standalone films before putting the team together.

As an Illinois alum, I’m happy to update that Lovie has entirely solved this problem by making sure there are no situations in which his team would be required to prevent.

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never a bad time to post the best Football YouTube video of all time, but this feels especially relevant:

I am looking forwarded to your unfounded cynicism being proven wrong.

Old Man here 100% disagreeing with you. I am pumped for some new stories in Star Wars that aren’t prequels and aren’t part of the Skywalker Saga.

In Wisconsin, Low Cholesterol is a medical condition.

So, the pieces are lying in the grass on a cliffside in Norway. It just means some human could find them and do something for a story-hook.

What he doesn’t realize is that the playoffs are the iceberg.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

Someone needs to use some force on you and your dainty bitch ass.

Good to see Ray Rice back at work.

And not to trigger the BLM people’s hot takes, but that (and the Freddy Grave case) proves to me that its not a white cop vs.black male problem...its out of control cops of any race vs.civilians of any race.