Fortunately security arrived before he went for two.

These must be the most traumatized kids in the history of Littleton, Colorado.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

Relevant Kyrie quote from a few days ago:

From the same interview two days ago:

“Guys should treat women better!”

It’s extremely rude to point this out. Also, I wouldn’t want to risk getting clocked by one of those hooves.

Nah you just became what you hate

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Work in a real office.

Um, the Catholic church literally has no variation. Individual churches can *try* and do their own thing, but if the Mother Church really disagrees and decides to step in, that’s the ballgame. The Catholic church is an institution, and institutions don’t really do variety. And if someone is Catholic for cultural…

Sound like a plan. Until the writers start paying themselves more than they can earn and have to shut down.

Why is someone amassing wealth a sign of government and economic failure?

How does this statement apply considering there are billionaires across a variety of governments with a variety of means to achieve their wealth?

If they don’t take it on contingency, they don’t believe you can win *money*.

That pitching staff was scary as hell in that postseason.

Unpopular opinion: I hate Beyoncé. And all musicals. I won tickets to Hamilton and gave them to a friend. Bleh

It looks like they’re filming a “Weekend At Bernie’s” sequel, but that’s just Larry King sitting behind home plate.

Considering Ilitch died this year, might be an interesting fight.

Came here to say that. When I first moved to Knoxville my neighbor told me I had to try the pizza place in the strip mall across the road.

Cool story, bro. This article is about national chains, though, so NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL PLACES.