That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

Satan himself wouldn't look Oakley in the eye, if he knew what was good for him.

I've coached youth and Little League Baseball for quite a while and it's just so ridiculous the extent to which adults will do things for their own egos that just ultimately harm the kids they coach (who often are their own children). If you want to go out and just pull together an over-the-top superstar team as a…

Kanye reconsider grabbing the mic once he realized it wasn't connected to Auto-Tune.

Ha ha ha.......Remember that time he stole the spotlight from somebody? Look! he is trying again! So great........ If he wins any award in the future I hope somebody throws a fucking brick at his face.

All this time, I thought Donald Sterling was removed from the Clippers staph last year

It can't be explained because it was a BS technical. The shooter is a viable rebounder after a missed free throw and you have always been allowed to block him out. It just so happened that the contact during the block out caught Trice in the groin. It happens. It didn't appear to be intentional, nor excessive. Groce…

Happy to see "keister" still plays in the midwest.

Someone needs to tell Dolan that it's spelled "beer" and that Bierman isn't a self-description.

Start rooting for the R̶e̶d̶s̶ Nets you commie bastard.

Heard that, shirt off.

This is monumental news

In that case, it's not the collar that you have to worry about choking you.

The Taek on ties nobody asked for.

whoa hey what's with the sprots jokes here

Ties don't choke you. If anything chokes you, it is your shirt. If you are getting choked by your shirt, you should do one of two things: 1. Lose some weight, Fatty McFatneck. 2. Buy a shirt that fits.

Bring on the capes!

Fuck Ties

1. Why are you posing in front of a Bonobos storefront?