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Sheraton Wild Horse Pass public relations director Stephanie Sanstead apologized to the team saying "the fire alarm had to be there or they'd get fined."

This story is getting overinflated

You really do sound like a terrible, self-absorbed, awful person. Thanks for driving that home.

I'm thrilled to hear from y'all, believe me, you're doing wonderfully, carry on!

Please keep talking, this is going great for you

At this rate we'll hear from everyone at the party! (And evidently not one of them will consider the viewpoint of the actual sex worker interviewed in this post, FANCY THAT)

Merlan, you worked at the Observer. Dallas is one of the titty bar capitals in our fine country so I can tell you that Emma is wrong on a few points. You NEVER take your credit card to a strip club. They WILL overcharge you since you are usually drunk and defenseless by the time the tab comes. That's how the

Right? Lady, you're going to a strip club, not plotting to overthrow the Czar.

i went to a strip club once and i didnt know where to look :///

Can we just go to Chuck E. Cheese instead? Thanks.

The only time I went to a strip club for my birthday, myself and a stripper talked about Marilyn Manson / various other metal groups for like 90 minutes and kept pounding beers together after my lapdance. She kept shooing other potential customers away. I'm not even sure why it happened. But it was a Tuesday, so maybe

Who invites 60 people to a birthday party? That's the part I cannot get over. My birthday is coming up and I could not come up with six people to invite.

It's your birthday, hurray!

That was my thought too. Black men in between double and gagging? Fucking Seriously?

Sorry... I'm as progressive and liberal as they come with regard to women's reproductive rights and I think Lena Dunham is just full of shit here like she is everywhere else I see and read about her... I can't think of a worse poster child for a very, very worthwhile cause.

Well, if you're gonna keep getting your staff members pregnant, it would be rude not to pay for their maternity leave.

"... just have a good personality"

Yeah, in this case they stated in the advertisement that they were only looking for women, and even though it's a little vague, I wouldn't be surprised if - when the case comes out - that they're able to prove that it was only the young, conventionally attractive cis women who ended up being hired.

re: male orgasm face, men make most of the media, and it seems like men think they look dumb when they orgasm. I think it's the same thinking that means we get no dong on GoT, but all the boobs and bush we can handle.