Coach Hoke: Attacking this buffet with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

Enthusiasm Level: Khaki

assumed her weight gain was the kind that comes with partaking in holiday season revelry

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

Al just wants to know if they're down to duck.

I guess the camera does add 10 pounds.

From the looks of it, most of his shots will be of insulin.

Murray: Questionable (Penis)

But what's the conversion on an extra point at the D1 level? Over 90%?

1991. Boyz n the Hood.

Finishing an incredible Christmas Eve bowl like that with a fucking fade route is like closing the Sugar Plum Fairy's Cavalier with a fart.

Why in all that is holy, would you attempt a 2-pt conversion there? They had a 28-pt 4th quarter. Kick the XP, and keep that momentum rolling in OT.

Tim hoped to be able to feed the five thousand, but it looks like he only gave food to 350.

Cake: "Out of all the people you can give me to, you choose her, virgin?!"

Surprised Phil Fulmer's daughter goes to Tennessee

Abolish The Forward Pass

I suspect she's not too choosy.

Surprised he was able to complete the handoff.

Guy next her seconds later: So, are you a big Tim Tebow fan?