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JETS RECEIVING COACH: I know on your old team they may have done things differently, but here on the Jets, we have something called the One Drop Rule.

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

He's just setting himself up for another drug test as he's obviously...tripping balls.

2014 First Team All-Bro

Fuck, his dealer got popped.

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

No mention of Scully in this post?

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true

As a once-a-lot-more-loyal-than-I-am-now Red Wings fan...

No wonder Hobby Lobby opposes Plan B.

Did she seriously just roll up to a person's house, a person with no qualifications or clinical training of any kind, a person she met in a hair salon and just, you know, let them start a course of subcutaneous invasion into her system amongst the magazines and ashtrays in the living room? At what stage did she ask

"A voice just came to me like, 'What are you doing? Are you serious? Is that a caulk gun?' "

She thought a little caulk in her ass might help with that crack.

While she certainly has my sympathies, the headline pretty much sums things up I should think...

She better not try riding a bike in Germany.

Or if you're Catholic, get smashed at church and meet someone nice.

And Bill immediately followed that tweet offering Katy sax for her new theme

Go Steagles!

Drunk dude appears to have mad-plowed disease.