I want pics too, but of his wife.

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

If I ever get pregnant, not only will I let the dude say that, but I'll let him physically spell it out with my pubes THAT I SPECIFICALLY SHAVED OFF FOR HIM.

Check out the wicked reflexes on that cameraman, though. He must be about as old as that "try the veal" joke.

Lifelong New Yorker ranking: D, B, C, A. The hot takes would never stop here if there were ever any Jeter/steroid revelations.

No way, Jeter has to be on top, for the ensuing media backtracking/handwringing alone.

Really? I'd think you guys would have the Jeter story higher than both Hernandez and Simmons.

Should have known it would have been the Eagles to pull something like this. All that paper and they still couldn't cover the rock.

Stop citing laws. He looked it up on Wiki!

No, that's absolutely not a hate crime. It's a crime, for sure. But something doesn't just become a hate crime because it has a motive. Everything would be a hate crime if that were true. The motive currently has to be based on race, religion, ethnicity, nationality, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or…

Or Robbie Fowler.

It's not so easy to keep the Mexicans on the other side of that line, now is it?

That spray has actually been used in MLS for years. Which explains why you had never heard of it.

Completely missed cutoff man.

Cespedes did it twice in the same inning.

You appear to be too (see that word?) stupid to even be racist, which, wow.

That sand-baggin' sonuvabitch. Brilliant.

For those of you who don't follow track, or aren't aware of the strategy and training involved in the hurdles, the reason he fell like that is to give Raysism an erection.

But are they using Kinja?