I want pics too, but of his wife.

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

Later, she failed her concussion test when she couldn't answer basic questions like, "What's with that outfit?!"

If I ever get pregnant, not only will I let the dude say that, but I'll let him physically spell it out with my pubes THAT I SPECIFICALLY SHAVED OFF FOR HIM.

Check out the wicked reflexes on that cameraman, though. He must be about as old as that "try the veal" joke.

Lifelong New Yorker ranking: D, B, C, A. The hot takes would never stop here if there were ever any Jeter/steroid revelations.

No way, Jeter has to be on top, for the ensuing media backtracking/handwringing alone.

Really? I'd think you guys would have the Jeter story higher than both Hernandez and Simmons.

Should have known it would have been the Eagles to pull something like this. All that paper and they still couldn't cover the rock.

Or Robbie Fowler.

It's not so easy to keep the Mexicans on the other side of that line, now is it?

That spray has actually been used in MLS for years. Which explains why you had never heard of it.

Completely missed cutoff man.

Cespedes did it twice in the same inning.

You appear to be too (see that word?) stupid to even be racist, which, wow.

That sand-baggin' sonuvabitch. Brilliant.

For those of you who don't follow track, or aren't aware of the strategy and training involved in the hurdles, the reason he fell like that is to give Raysism an erection.

But are they using Kinja?

In knocking Whitlock's style and motivations for writing what he does the way he does, aren't you kind of doing some of what got him scorned in his rants against Scoop Jackson and other sports journalists? Sum this piece up to a few sentences, and you're saying he's carved a niche out of knocking black people in…

Holy shit that was long. If you lined up those words end to end, they'd wrap around Jason Whitlock, like, twice.