This. In a world of bullshit half apologies, there was none of that in Zim's apology. That guy was so broken up and ashamed of what he did, that he broke down in tears apologizing for. Now THAT'S a man.

It's unfortunate that many people remember the Pedro incident instead of all of his better times. RIP Don Zimmer. Thanks for the memories of watching you coach the Cubs when I was a kid.

"I went down on tons of people in a theater, you're not special."

Scott Disick is a real man and that's why even feminists secretly love him. He's an asshole and keeps his woman home and pregnant. Everything that's against womyn-principles but they can't keep from getting tingles from his behavior. Love it.

Dong, indeed.

Tighten. The can't say lose weight, just... tighter.

ultimately, i bet more people got laid at this wedding because of this happening.

Wait, you say he went drinking 288 straight days? Are you SURE he wasn't with with the Cubs yet?

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

"Been there, done that"

Fucking gross. He looks like Fred Flintstone at a rave.

No, the foot was on the way to Duncan's donuts before the push. Not bad for a 42% shooter.

I dunno, I think you could interpret that push as an oh-shit-he's-trying-to-kick-me-in-the-nuts reflex.

Buzzkillington over here. Goddam can we just be excited about the second season of a show that we enjoyed? Why do we have to make it complicated and berate the shit out of something that doesn't even exist yet?

This is just like that time Lisa Lopez sent out house warming invitations.

Tiger told Rory that it is best to end a relationship at least a club length away from your significant other.

Oh, she got served.

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I was expecting more analysis on succeeding despite not being able to use one's hands.