His website's typefaces gave me cancer.

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

more like an isolobe now

I guess we can now say that Alex Guerrero is twice shy.

He just wanted to get used to seeing him behind glass.

heeeyyyy..... remember that idiotic article you wrote a week or two ago where you had declared the Canadians dead after Boston tied the series 2-2....sooo I just figure I'll have a better understanding of hockey if I don't read any of your articles anymore. ...thanks for the perspective though...

i didnt read this but how many times does lambert mention sidney crosby in this article?

I get what you're saying, but I still feel that with a goalie like Price in net, it's going to change the opposing team's shot selection, scheme and strategy, where one could argue that when facing a more inexperienced goalie (especially one being thrown into the middle of a playoff game/series), the strategy can…

It's Magic Night. Fans who stay until the end of the game will be given AIDS by Magic Johnson.

Well I for one had no idea that's what Kanye looks/sounds like. So today was a big day me.

Cutting edge shit like this is why you're the weekend bitch.

Who cares what the media thinks about it and/or how they react to it.

Some good points, but football player writing an article for SI that's no doubt mostly edited/revised by interns and ghostwriters is not the same as creating tens of hours of footage for a reality TV show. The comparison doesn't hold up to any serious scrutiny.

Everyone has a choice, kind of like how you chose to look like a fucking idiot by replying to a comment you chose not to fully read and comprehend.

He jumps much higher he just damn well might break the color barrier.

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

"...and I would still gladly suck them dry."

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

I 'm loving the increase of hockey posts on Deadspin. But please, refrain from publishing anything written by Ryan Lambert. He is the worst.