True, but I don't need to pay for a ticket to watch the game on TV.

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

Oh really? I didn't see a monkey. I saw a chimpanzee though. I guess all primates look alike to you.

Yeah I'd say it's about time we say Solange to this joke

The metric system is the tool of the Devil. My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that's the way I likes it.

I didn't even know Jamie Moyer had a daughter.

Yeah, but it's Canada, so she's really only 62.

I don't come to deadspin to see two guys kissing. What do I tll my son when he sees this picture?

I don't blame Rios; if there was an Odor coming from second base, I'd be playing a deeper-than-normal right field, too.

This is clearly a fake.

You mean he hasn't knocked up or murdered anyone?

cease & desist letter is stupid and petty. but the headline for this post is also highly inaccurate. arrington is nowhere near the category of former 'redskin greats.'

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

In time... they're just now getting to Vince Young.

It's a miracle!

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

Tora! Tora! Tora! Tora! Tora!

I'm just amazed someone actually watched that movie enough times to remember that scene.

Did Joe Haggerty just live tweet a stroke?